Five things

This entry was originally published at Darkest Before Dawn

1. Rain should be day-glo yellow.
2. More animals should have trunks.
3. The Universe wasn’t created by intelligent design. It was created by Norman a fifth year High School student during a failed chemistry experiment. Norman ended up cutting off his thumbs while trying to “Soop-up” a mini-fan.
4. Wouldn’t it be a lot greener just to go back to horse drawn buggies?
5. If we are so advanced these days who come we can’t put someone on the moon?